The Girl Who Ate Everything

No fires were set in the process of this redesign.

Behold, the redesign that no one asked for!

After over ten years of using the same increasingly shitty design for this blog, I decided to give my blog a face-lift. And by "lift" I mean I shoved its face into a belt sander until every nook, cranny, and pore was shaved off, and then I gave it a new face. Whereas the old design made me think, "If I update this blog, I'll be propagating this shitty design and making the internet an uglier place," this new design will, I hope, inspire me to write on a regular basis.

And if that doesn't work, well. I'LL GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY AS I BURN MY BLOG TO THE GROUND.

Anyway, I'm still tweaking this design, meaning that there are surely template and style errors hidden throughout this site, especially when viewed in different browsers and devices. I'm not aiming for design perfection, but if you see anything that looks like my blog came out the wrong end of a diseased internet colon, please leave a comment below or drop me an email (roboppy@gmail.com). Thanks!

I'll work on new posts now, FOR REEEAALLL.